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Acey got this tag. You're to visit Urban Dictionary and find definitions to the words in bold, whatever your answer may be.

Name: Midas
really good, golden

Age: 36
The Correct Canadian Slang for the number '36' is Pussy.
--holy cow! Really?

1 of your friends: Chana

A Hebrew name. It means graceful, and only the very coolest people in the whole entire world get this name. Chanas are very unique and someone you really want to be friends with. If you need someone to talk to, a Chana is always there, and ready to listen and give advice. If you have a friend named Chana then you are very lucky. If your name is Chana, congratulations. Chana is the best name you could possibly ever have. All Chanas are unique and beautiful. Sometimes they are brunettes, and Chanas ALWAYS have the most beautiful eyes.

what should you be doing: taxes
Money coerced and collected from honest, hard-working people in proportion to their INCOME. This means that the harder a person works, the more he is taxed. Taxes are NOT collected on WEALTH, which explains why rich people pay few taxes.

favorite color: red
One of the three primary colours of paint. When mixed with yellow, it would make orange. When mixed with blue, it would make purple. It is opposite green on the colour wheel.

favorite number: 7
The fiercest digit known to man.

month of your birthday: February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)

last person you talked to: Vickie (she's helping me cook for my party this Sunday)
a person who knows how to fight, and shouldnt be messed with. the person doesnt need a older sister to help her bitch at someone else, a vickie can do it herself. should watch out for vickies

1 of your nicknames: Girlie
A term used to describe how a girl is.
Also a term used to refer to one's friend. Usually one girl talking to another.

what you are wearing now: halter
Someone with a presence or talent that brings people to a halt; to stop or stand motionless.